Is there anything cuter than a tiny little gnome who's in position to take a huge crap on your lawn? Yes, there are. In fact, there's a lot of things much cuter than this fowl little bugger. But as for hilarious, nothing beats Mr. Gotta-Go-Now. Measuring about 1' foot tall and in bright red, yellow, and greens, he's easy to spot -whether he's hiding in your garden, or sitting on top of the office fax machine.